Lost Finale: Live Bloggin’
8:05pm - I thought the actual finale started at 8pm, but it’s actually 9. Good thing because XTina #2 is not here yet. So I’m watching today’s Oprah :) Dane Cook! Yes, I realize 99% of the men I know HATE HIM….they’re stupid.
8:37pm - Now watching The Daily Show (from last night). Laura arrived home and can’t stomach Oprah, or Dane 
8:39pm - Really loves Stewart’s impression of Trump. They’re talking about the Miss California debaucle. I agree with him, the girl is entiteld to her own opinion and it’s the same position Obama takes. So…leave the dumb blonde alone.
8:55pm - And now, Colbert. We want to watch long enough so that we can fast forward through some of the LOST commercials. I love comparing the same news stories on Daily and Colbert to see how they spin it for a liberal and the faux-conservative view.
9:02pm - Nervous! Making sure that the DVR is recording while we wait to start watching. Yes, red light is on :) Colbert is totally running it with this woman from the Council of Foreign Relations.
9:11pm - So my friend, who is watching on “real” time, keeps sending me teasers!
9:13pm - Me, to my roommate and xtina #2, “why don’t you guys just be over there in your little matching outfits.” They were making fun of me for bloggin’.
9:17pm - We’re watching! Who is this? Jacob?!
9:19pm - God and Devil?
9:20pm - Commercial already?! ABC is getting more money than the Super Bowl for this. Ok, it’s Kate and Tom; good job Laura for recognizing the toy airplane. Kate’s always been a bad seed. And there’s Jacob! He is totally God. He’s going to visit them all as children.
9:23pm - Sawyer is so boring.
9:24pm - Sayid is so hot.
9:26pm - Razinksi is a total tool. He’s gonna die soon. When are we going to get Richard’s backstory? The man who never ages. Also, I feel bad for Ben.
9:29pm - Why did they kill of Ana Lucia if they were just going to replace her with the exact same character?
9:33pm - Baby Boy Sawyer, writing the letter. And there’s my man Jacob. Is this basically the story of how they all become liars and thieves?
9:42pm - So did Jacob cause Sayid’s wife to die? Or save Sayid from being killed? And that’s when Sayid goes bad, permanently?
9:46pm - Out of nowhere, Jin and Hurley!
9:48pm - Sawyer and Freckler flirt and Juliet thinks “why did I let you mothers off this submarine?” WTF! Where did Vincent come from? Holy shit it’s Rose!
9:51pm - “it’s always something with you people.” - Rose. They’re very Zen. Aww, cute moment.
9:55pm - Why is Jacob talking to the Ana Lucia clone? How have they all been on this island before?! Also, there’s NO WAY that fire is going to stay contained!
9:58pm - Heal thyself! Well, there’s one thing that was explained. And that book that Jacob was reading is on the top seller’s list….now.
10:00pm - Look at Locke, telling Ben why he needs to kill Jacob.
10:02pm - Charlie’s ring!!! I called that shit! Also, how Western is this Korean wedding?
10:08pm - So the story Jack tells Kate in the first episode, about facing fear head-on. I had no idea it was his father’s words he was following. God, Jack is a total brat.
10:12pm - Jack and Sawyer are having a heart to heart. July 1977. “What’s done is done.” God, Sawyer is being so rational. Throw down!
10:17pm - We are now on real time. Baby Juliet and Rachel. And no Jacob.
10:27pm - How does Hurley get the real conversation with Jacob?
10:31pm - So if Sayid “dies,” and I say this loosely because apparently everyone’s coming back to life soon, will the fans revolt?
10:33pm - You can’t kill Jacob, you can’t even SEE Jacob!
10:40pm - Here comes the Scooby Doo van!
10:46pm - Holy Crap. Did that really just happen in six minutes?? In apartment #9 there was a lot of screaming and “OH NO!!!”s and cringing.
However, I did call Juliet’s death. Totally.
10:51pm - Yeah, we knew that was Locke. So this other Locke must be the devil person and he wants to kill Jacob but can’t so now Ben’s going to do it.
10:54pm - Jacob vs. the Devil. Ben is having a talk with God.
10:57pm - Did they just kill God?
10:58pm - Oh no Juliet.
10:59pm - No they didn’t. Really? Really?
UGGHGHGH. 2010!!!!!