I broke down and bought the lobster outfit for Toby.

Unamused:

Crazy Eyes! Lots of them!

I went home for my 10 year reunion a couple of weeks ago and had an awesome time. It was great seeing so many old friends - some I hadn’t seen in literally a decade. There was the alumni “tea” and pep rally, complete with tool high school boys, and the homecoming parade (with booze on the floats!) and game on Friday. The best part of the game? Besides demolishing Deltona? Seeing all the whorish 16 year olds walking around with literally no clothes on, unless the count body paint as clothing now?, and feeling ourselves age quickly. The only downer was the girl dressed in the boy-cut undies, sports bra, obligatory green/gold body paint….and her seven months pregnant stomach hanging out. Oh yes, it was that kind of night. The next 48 hours were spent drinking, dehydrating in the sun, and trying to figure out why some people age well…and some DON’T.

Proof of a good time had by all:

Jonathan leads the way (is that light shooting from his finger??) to….

….eternal damnation

I love my boy Bouie!

During the parade - we transport our football team by semi-truck.

Laura and I painted the living room a few weeks ago and it looks so much better than the vanilla white.

Laura is in charge of the empty frames - she calls it “Use Your Own Imagination.” I call it lazy

The Black and White corner, with the plant we haven’t killed. Yet.