so I was trapped in the bathroom this morning.

seriously.

I wake up at 4:22am, use the bathroom, and proceed to open the door. it’s stuck. I didn’t lock the door, but the handle won’t turn all the way to let me out. I should have known.

since the moment we moved in, the door has been a little tricky. it’s always taken a little arm power to open, it’s hard to explain.

so now I’m thinking, how the hell am I getting out of here? I really didn’t think nate would hear me, he sleeps like a LOG. a dead, rotted out, LOG. I don’t know if that means he’s harder asleep, but that’s what I mean.

so I start out by calling his name in a normal tone and knocking on the door. I wait a minute. nothing.

this sucks. it’s four in the morning, I only have an hour and a half left to sleep anyhow and now I’m wide awake because I’m trapped. shoot me.

I bang on the door until nate wakes us. he has to take the handle off - I still can’t get out. he was going to knock the door down until I convinced him otherwise. he finally jammed a screwdriver in the door and it opened.

I appreciate my newfound freedom.

but then we forgot to warn erin and she locked herself in an hour later