So, I didn’t blog last week’s episode. It was the first time this season that I’ve watched without typing. Strange. Anyway, the reason I missed last week was that I didn’t have my laptop at home. And of course that didn’t stop me from watching the episode, or even waiting to watch it. I might go back and blog about it…but probably not. Let’s be honest, I’m pretty damn lazy.
I’m watching Glee while I wait for LOST to finish. I’m kind of hesitating starting it. I mean, there’s only 3.5 hours left. 3.5!! Ever!! It’s depressing. All I can hope is that the end lives up to a majority of my expectations.
Ok, time to push “play.”
“What They Died For” -
Eyelids open. It’s Jack in the States…with a hickey? Nevermind, that’s just a cut, haha. Man, WHO is his ex? Does it even matter? I need to know. COMMENT: The grapevine, i.e. Entertainment Weekly’s Doc Jensen, believes Juliet will be ex. I mean, I guess that would help to get her where we need her to be for the last episode…she’ll be at the concert. It’s a stretch, but what is LOST if not a bunch of damn stretches??
FINALLY, they found the f’ing coffin. Nevermind, it’s Demond. That sonofabitch, he’s good.
FINALLY, they are repairing Kate’s wound. I was so sure they were going to forget all about it. You know, after Kate freaking lived through the submarine explosion and such. I just thought they would throw away that storyline.
And then there were four. Sawyer’s got that pissed look on his face, so we’re good to go.
Haha, is Demond going to run Locke over again?! That would be hilarious. Man, Ben without glasses looks wrong to me. Woah! Desmond beating the stuffing out of Ben. And Ben has a flashback, which is odd. I didn’t think anyone off the plane would “remember” the island.
BEN! MILES! RICHARD! I thought I’d never seen them again. Well ok, that’s not true. But I missed them.
“Well, I lived in those houses 30 years before you did. Otherwise known as LAST WEEK.” - Miles for the win. BAM!
We’re inside of the “secreter” room and I just love how organized Ben’s shirts/pants are, reminds me of Danny Tanner from “Full House.”
THAT BITCH. I hate her and her stupid nerdy glasses. Worst character ever, which is saying something on LOST. Charles Whidmore, seriously? Why hasn’t someone killed him yet? I need him not at all. Not. At. All. Uggh, kill her Ben! Hmm, I don’t believe Charles at all. I don’t think Jacob lifted one finger to talk to him.
Back to alt universe - how the hell didn’t Locke see Ben getting the CRAP beat of him? He was rolling himself out of the parking lot when it happened. I mean, really??
Desmond’s become quite the bad ass in this universe, and I’m lovin’ every minute of it. Four birds with one….jailing? I think that’s a pretty grand accomplishment.
Aww, Sawyer thinks he caused the bombing. Which is probably true. A theory I’ve had this past week is that the bomb wouldn’t have gone off unless one of them bothered with it (that’s courtesy of Patty M.). So yeah, Sawyer, GOOD JOB.
Child Jacob came for his ashes, this must be important. Now Big Jacob! Crap, he’s burning his ashes. Time for the changing of the guard, no?
Whatcha got there in that canoe there, Locke?
Richard and Ben, the eternal non-candidates. Here comes Smokey….but he can’t kill Richard, no one can. Ben, on the other hand, he might be in some trouble. Wow, that was quick. Did Smokey just throw Richard in the forest for fun?
Ben is scared. I thought he was going to lie to Smokey, but apparently not. He must have something up his sleeve, I’m hoping at least. I’d hate to think he’s turned bad again.
It’s family dinner night in the Rosseau-Linus household! Jesus, I just know that Danielle and Ben are getting together. Creepy, yet not that creepy, since Rosseau seems normal in this world.
What’s your deal, Ben?! Damn! I know I didn’t like nerdy girl (Zoey), but…DAMN!
OHMYGOD!!!! Ben totally totally killed Charles. With not a word to him beforehand.
“Ben, you never cease to amaze me.”
“Good. Did you say there were some other people to kill?”
Back at the campfire -
HOLY CRAP! THEY CAN ALL SEE HIM!!!
Kate’s running her mouth, to Jacob. Man, this is why she’s not a candidate.
Yes! The story!!! The story why!!!!
(well, we already know Kate’s not going to get it)
Locke is connecting the dots, freaking finally. And he wants to be fixed. Freaking finally.
Kate was crossed off because she became a mother? Wow, that is not the COOL answer I wanted, haha.
He’s not going to pick, he’s going to give them a choice. Nice.
“I’ll do it.” I started writing that before Jack said it. I’M THAT GOOD. Ha!
Aww, I love teary-eyed Jack…which is him like 78% of the time.
And we’re off to find the light!
So Jack doesn’t have to drink the wine or anything? Wait, problem solved. We’ll just do some voodoo on the water. Umm, perhaps he should tell Jack about the voodoo, or maybe that will come to him later?
Desmond’s got connections.
Hey! Ana Lucia!!! When did they let her back on the show?! NICE!!
** This is for Patrick Malone - Yes, yes I saw that Hurley called out Ana Lucia and she didn’t know who he was and he’s all “oh nevermind, I don’t know you.” Yes, yes I saw that. Happy now?? HUGS and KISSES!! **
Hurley’s got the cash! When did Desmond speak to him?
They’re going to the concert to pick up Jack!
And then they’re headed to….the island? Where??
Oh great, now HE wants to blow up the island.
Preview for the finale: Who’s doing the creepy voiceover in the preview? It’s a woman’s voice, very soft…and annoying.
Man, I don’t know how I’m going to make it through Sunday night. So sad.